We all know to be on
our guard when buying a used car. But a clever Old West horse dealer could make
even the slickest car dealer look like Honest Abe.
Those early cowboys
in the market for a horse didn’t have to worry about odometer fraud or hidden
accident damage, but there were plenty of other ways they could be duped.
Many an old mare was
made to appear young again by a method called bishoping. The horse traders of
yesteryear often filed the teeth of elderly horses and stained them with silver
nitrate. This little trick could shave years off a horse’s age. A story in a
1910 newspaper reported that one man paid dearly for a seventeen-year-old horse
thinking it was but seven.
Horses with sore
muscles were temporarily cured by the gasoline trick. Gasoline was rubbed into
a horse’s back and withers. Supposedly,
this allowed horses to move pain-free long enough to allow an unscrupulous horse
trainer to pocket his money and leave town.
Another trick
involved removing a shoe to disguise a lame horse. The horse trader would convince a prospective
buyer that once the shoe was replaced, the horse would be fine.
It wasn’t just old
age and limps that could be concealed. Sponges shoved up a horse’s nostrils
would hide the sound of labored breathing or a runny nose. Irritants hidden in other parts of the body
made a sickly horse hold its tail high and appear active. This was called gingering.
Droopy ears could be
easily fixed by running a thread under the forelock.
A Pennsylvania
newspaper dated 1897 reported that when a prospective buyer voiced concern over
a horse’s slow speed, the horse trader took him for a ride. Unbeknownst to the
buyer, the horse trader had arranged to be arrested for “speeding” and
willingly paid the five dollar fine. The
duped buyer was so impressed, he immediately bought the horse.
White horses were
often made to look more attractive by the addition of black spots. This was
accomplished by a combination of powdered lime and litharge.
A handsome star was often added to a horse’s
forehead by spreading warm pitch to a spot shaved in the shape of a star. The pitch was left on for three days and then
washed away with elixir of vitriol. The
hair grew back white.
One horse trader
received a complaint that the horse he sold the day before must be blind as it
kept walking into things. “Well, he ain’t blind,” the trader explained. “He just don’t care.”
The Old West had its
own version of the little old lady from Pasadena. According to modern lore, the widow had been
left a powerful car that she drove only to church. The “widow” of the Old West
had a similar story to tell.
Times may have
changed, but the swindling trade lives on.
Anyone ever come across an
unscrupulous dealer or pushy salesman?
Interesting post about horse traders and their schemes to make a sale. Pushy salesman turns me off and I'll look elsewhere.
ReplyDeleteHi Marilyn, I know what you mean about pushy salesmen. It's one of the reasons I hate having to buy a car.
DeleteFunny!
ReplyDeleteHi Connie, glad you enjoyed it.
DeleteIts amazing to know that according to modern lore, the widow had been left a powerful car that she drove only to church.
ReplyDeleteEmma Charlotte | Cheap-Essay-Writing.co.uk
Emma, it is amazing, but not too surprising. The dream of buying a cheap powerful car with low mileage is hard to resist.
DeleteInteresting and quirky information! Obnoxious salespeople: vacuum cleaner salesmen!
ReplyDeletePaula, recently I called a carpet cleaner to clean my living room rug. A man came to my door with all the equipment and I showed him the rug I wanted cleaned. He did a great job. It was only after he finished cleaning and tried to sell me the machine that I realized that he wasn't with the carpet cleaning company. He was a salesman who just happened to be in the neighborhood. I didn't buy the machine, but I got my carpet cleaned for free.
DeleteWhat a great post! I guess I should have known that shady deals are just part of mankind's sinful nature (not to put too big a theological point on it, though). Long ago I read a book by a folklorist titled Mister, You Got Yourself a Horse ... I may have to pull it off my shelf and reread it. Lately, while they aren't unscrupulous, I have inundated with Facebook ads from people I know selling Norwex, doTerra, Pampered Chef, etc., etc. While I don't begrudge anyone trying to help make ends meet, when all those adds/invites arrive at once, I do feel overwhelmed.
ReplyDeleteStephanie, thank you. Yes, those FB ads can be overwhelming. I don't know what the answer is. Ads are going to find us. There's just no getting around it.
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